Jonah Hill Releases Debut Wank Surf Film

Updated: Jul 20, 2021




Jonah Hill, Hollywood's sweetheart. The guy who brought me years of both joy and laughter with films such as Superbad and Jump Street. As an actor I totally respect him. As a filmmaker I totally respect him; Mid 90’s is a fucking cult classic. What I can't fucking stand is when Hollywood hipsters try and integrate with surfing. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the pure wank that is 88 or Uncle Joey or some shit.


If you have three minutes to waste then by all means get involved and watch this edit. While Stab Mag continue to suck Jonah's spirit dick and simply tell their audience to fuck off home, this is an honest review. This is cringe, try-hard, and awkward to watch!


Had the surfing and style actually been any good, I would have applauded it with open hands. All we get is awkward pop-ups, a woman waving and an old guy rocking a type of moustache you could get arrested for. This is why Hollywood and surfing don’t fucking mix, because we get shit like this. The surfing world is under enough fire recently with the trailer of The Ultimate Surfer (Fuck you, Kelly). Shitty videos like this add to the fire and what's worse, respectable companies like Stab endorse it.





Jonah you seem like a decent guy but this is shit!