Double Tap or Fuck That | Taking Pictures of Food

We continue on our noble quest to deconstruct and debate all the important topics in life, from the trivial to the equally crucial major annoyances in life. Nothing escapes our scathing criticism. Three anonymous judges, one outcome, zero punches pulled.


Taking Pictures of Food



Ben

While I understand the importance of taking photographs of food for menus or for a cafe's instagram account. I can't for the life of me understand why anyone needs to take a photo of their petty rainbow salad or mega burger which will guarantee a heart attack. Don't be that dick, especially if you're over the age of 20.


Fuck that.


Danny

On the contrary, whether you're simping for the cafe/restaurant owner, or just like to broadcast your banal existence to the ether, there is no room in this life for taking pictures of your food. 'Camera eats first' is a global problem steeped in socially acceptable narcissism. Get a grip, nobody else cares, just eat the overpriced thing.


Fuck that.


Lewis

A chef spent ages preparing, cooking, and presenting it. Front of house worked efficiently to get it to you hot. Just. Fucking. Eat. It.


Fuck that.


Verdict - FUCK THAT